GAMES
Here all the game related entries are listed chronologically.

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SPONSORED SPRITES
When Biker Mice From Mars came to Europe, they brought more chocolate than Willy Wonka ever dreamed about producing. Also: Japanese mayonnaise.

WAIT AND SEE!
Bootleg Bugs Bunny faces challenges that would kill Jack Bauer dead in two minutes flat in the unofficial Chinese game Wait and See!.

16-BIT MAN SEX
Nintendo of America have always made sure sexual elements are filtered out before a US release. In Japan, they're too busy being raped by tentacle robots.

LITTLE RED HOOD
The Taiwanese company Sachen presents Little Red Hood. Will the wolf eat grandma? Will the wolf even be in the game? Click and see!

SNES ON PRESCRIPTION
Novo Nordisk give all diabetic kids their very own quasi-super hero. Also: diabetic elephants and asthmatic dinosaurs, not necessarily in that order.

THE HORROR!
Nintendo can censor all they want; Some 'inappropriate' elements will always pass through unnoticed. Some are deliberate, some a product of idiots.

SOBER UP OR DIE!
The most effective way to make someone stop using drugs is to kill them with a rocket launcher. Learn all about the war on drugs and the origins of Wisdom Tree.

SAMURAI ZOMBIE NATION
The world's first game concerning samurais and zombies without featuring either! They said it couldn't be done, Meldac proved them wrong.

BASTARD!!
Give a million monkeys a million typewriters and infinite time, and you'll get the complete Shakespeare. Serve them piņa coladas, and you get Bastard!!

CHO ANIKI - BAKURETSU RANTOU HEN
This time, you're in for a real treat. EO presents Cho Aniki - extravagant homoeroticism from NCS. Seriously. It's a very very gay game.

SPIRITUAL WARFARE
This Legend of Zelda clone from Wisdom Tree has it all: Bible quizzies, sacred explosives, fruit-based weapons, drunken heathens and airport Hare Krishnas.

SUPERMAN
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's the shittiest freaking NES title ever burned onto a game board. And what's worse, everyone's ready to git down and disco.

KNOCK-OFF AHOY!
Some games are not what they appear - sometimes the developers try to polish a turd and re-release bad games with altered graphics. Just ask Swamp Thing.

BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA
I tried to keep myself from writing another article about these games, but a man's resistance is limited. Keanu Reeves in Super Mario mode is way beyond that limit.

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