JESUS ACTION FIGURE Dec 21 2001

Heh. Heheh. HehehehehHAHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *sniffle* Hmm. Heheh.

Now you can kick ass with your buddy Jesus! Heal the Swamp Thing! Convert Skeletor! Roll across the floor on the incredible built-in wheels! Move both arms! Show Shredder the light!

Dear lord, this has got to be one of the strangest concepts of all time. I can't see how this action figure is possible to play with, there are no other characters in the series. If there was a Satan figure, you could at least play the Temptation of Christ. If the figure came with barrels, you could pretend to make wine. If there at least was a lousy loaf of bread included, you could play 'Feed thousands'. But there isn't. You know what this means, don't you? Now you have to include the son of God in Pokémon activities!

"I choose you, Blastoid!"

Jesus shows S-s-slithe the true path
"I choose you, Jesus Christ!"

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"Jesus Christ! Son and Right Hand of God! He can do anything!"

"..."

"He can heal people and give eternal life!"

"Screw you Brian, I'm gonna go play Metal Gear Solid instead."


Links:
- Buy this toy at McPhee!